Fish jokes

Why did Harry fall out of the boat?

Because he's hooked!

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?

"I sea him!"

A fly is 6 inches above water, and a fish sees it and it leaps out and gets the fly. Then a bear grabs the fish and eats it. Then a hunter shot the bear, and a mouse saw some crackers and then leaped on the cracker and ate it. Then a cat runs down to get the mouse, trips, and falls into the water, and that's the story of how six inches can get a pussy wet.

What do you call a fish with two knees?

Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"

They replied, "I don’t know."

I said, "Fsh."

I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.

What is a fish without i's?

Fsh.

Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.

Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!

Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?

Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.

What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?

The fish can't go fast.

A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.

Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?

A: Eggs.

Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?

He was rotten to the albacore.

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?

He kept dropping the bass."

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.