Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
First Jokes
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term.
He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Hillary Clinton could be the first F president ever elected into office.
Sorry, it was supposed to say "Female," but the "emale" got deleted.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
