First jokes
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Went to the doctor, told him I've been having dreams, first about a wigwam, then about a teepee. He said I was too tense.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
How do you fit 53 babies into a box?
First get a blender...
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.