Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
POV: your at school and you just enjoy your day. Now once you found a bully and he said “i will burn you in fire” then u just punched him Out the school and got detention. You escaped and walked home but the bully came and ROASTED you. He threw you in the garbage but you took off his cloths and even underwear. You escape the bin and took a shower and had a good day after
Father : I don't trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter's belly,. Son : But Paah you can't fire me. Father: You're lucky you're my brother too or I'd kill you.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet? At least when a bullet kills someone it’s actually fired
a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.
store owner : why didn't you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire hot wheels
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
This whole string is really messed up. Yall should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said "HES ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALA"
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
what do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchiar on fire.-Cooking the vegetables.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
When you put the chicken in the oven and it goes down and the oven explodes oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass and all goes back
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
This is a classic,
Why did the Dog go into the fire? Because it wanted to be a hot Dog
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
If you take your dog for a walk and you BOTH use the fire hydrant down at the corner...you might be a Redneck!
the sun is fire
