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Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"