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Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Memes
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.