Find jokes

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

What is hard to find but easy to make?

An orphan.

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

When I see two lovers' names on a tree, I don’t find it cute or funny. I think, why would they be bringing a knife on a date?

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”

The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”

The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.