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Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can't find home.

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.