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A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”

The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”

The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find their way to the store to see their dad.

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.

Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.

How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?

From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.

Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

He couldn’t find the right solution.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.

Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?

Because they are really committed to their cause.