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Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.