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A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.
I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.