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The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."

Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?

Barlos.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

What is hard to find but easy to make?

An orphan.