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Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.
Why is Daisy afraid of candles?
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A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
I had a dream that I was destroying the world, and I blew up my house for fun. I woke up and couldn't find my pillow... nor the house.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.