Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
_How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why cant Orphans steal bases? Because they cant find home.
why cant a orphan play football cause they cant find home or return.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
