A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
