Why can’t orphans not play baseball because They can’t find home
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why cant orphins have an iphone , Cause they can’t find the home button
So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
why do orphan not play baseball
cas they cant find home
i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, “What’s the best book on committing suicide?” The librarian said, “Oh fuck off…you won’t bring it back anyway.”
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said “No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn’t look down then he and his girlfriend ran.”