why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?
Didn’t have eyes.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
What is it about a beard and glasses, that children find so sexy?
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
You: Finds a time clock that can change time
Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo' house
You: No I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest, he goes to tell his wife. Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk but I could never find him
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? -- Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
i was happy to find i could get a passing grade in all my subjecks if i had sex with my teacher untill i rememberd im home schooled
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Where do find white people on a bench
- the NBA
