When you find out your wife had a miscarriage
So you start singing it’s the best day ever
You should go soul searching maybe you'll find one
Why don’t orphans play baseball? cause They can’t find home
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot
What’s the easiest way for parents to find out if their child is gay Look in the closet
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A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island" so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says "I wish I was even smarter then her so I don't have to do so much manual labor" so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says "I wish I was smarter then both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
why was my mate in mission impossible because he couldn't find his dad
Why couldn’t the orphan find home ?
Didn’t have eyes.
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
What is it about a beard and glasses, that children find so sexy?
if I don't find a reason to live soon my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling
You: Finds a time clock that can change time
Your friend the next day: Hey, can borrow yo' house
You: No I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
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