jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
I’m trying to find out what IDK means. Every time I ask someone they say I Don’t Know
Tj hairline is so far back blues clues can't find it
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball? They are afraid the won't find home.
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
why did the orphan cross the road?
to find there partents
Child:Hello I can’t find my dad.stranger:Oh well when and where did you last see him?child:Oh I remember 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because thy can’t find the first base they came from.
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We’d like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.
Bro your hairline so far back not even Dora the explorer can find it
what do you call a rich Chinese person cha-ching
ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there
siri "I could not find anything for this question"
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs. He asks her why she is crying and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her then jogs away.
The next day he finds her crying again and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up...and throws her in the pond telling her, "You're fucked now!"
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head