*Say I'm a man after every sentence* You walk into a bar. (I'm a man) You find a girl . ( I'm a man) You take her home.(I'm a man) She whispers in your ear.(I'm a man)
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
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What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot, and are just going move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address
i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
Why cant orphans be gay? Because they wont find anybody to call daddy.
I find it best to screw people with memory loss, I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
There once was a man from Peru.who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke up at night ,with a terrible fright,to find out his dream had come true.
Why did the orphan cross the road? To find his family Sorry
WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU ILL GLADY FUCK YOU;]
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy? But he really saved the History Channel.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple you don't.
There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
Your mom checked for your hairline but she could not find it
Ur hairline is so big it took ur mom to find it
when you know you have a gay friend but you find out that they like you-
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
Today I am finding out the lore of worstjokesever.com
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
