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Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
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Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.