You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
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It's only rape.
If she finds out.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me.
You need a shovel to find her.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
My dad is like my depression, you need a suicide letter to find him.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
