When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
Why did ama cross the road
To find his dad
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the reciepe?
In a detective novel.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who nose
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle class man said "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me." And then the wall fell on them.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.
2 friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay. the 2 walked up the their buddy and said, get down! and he kneeled down .
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter
A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window
you know what pun is used for waist? nothing. you'll find nothing. it's just a waist of time.
It’s only rape
If she finds out.
My girlfriend is like treasure to me
You need a shovel to find her..
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
I've looked everywhere... I just can't seem to find where I left my will to live.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball. Because they can’t find home
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
