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Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.

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    • A girl named Kariah was at a night club. She was twerking and shaking, but she was just there for fun with her friends until some guy named Jaden came up to her and started flirting with her.

    Jaden: WOW Girl!

    Kariah: What?

    Jaden: It's just that a sexy girl like you should be having sex, not begging for sex!

    Kariah: Okay, listen pimp, I don't know who you are, but I don't want you around me one bit!

    Jaden grabbed her hips with such FORCE!

    Jaden: Come on, let's go somewhere...private! And have a good time, a fun time!

    Kariah slapped him and left the night club, telling her friends she was gone, leaving a tip for the drinks she bought.

    Daina: Hey, what's wrong?

    Mary: Yeah!

    Greg: Sweetie...tell us.

    Ariana: Come on...did someone try to touch you in a weird way?!

    Kariah wanted to tell them but couldn't; it was too personal.

    Kariah: Uh I have to go...it's way passed my curfew! Love you!

    Kariah sighed and waited for a cab down by Heyo street. Then a cab man started dirty talking her...DIRTY!

    Cab man: Hey, sexy lady! Where are you going?...need a...wow...whoohoo...dang...ride?

    Kariah rolled her eyes then stuck her tongue out at the cab man. This fucking cab men said this.

    Cab man: Ooooo...use that for the sex!

    Kariah: I don't think so!

    Cab man: ha uh ha... I see the way your looking at me I know you like me!

    Kariah walks away from him and finds another cab, but the cab man did not take her mean talk and weird silents for an answer. Instead, the cab man got out of his "Cab" and harrowed around her.

    Cab man: HEY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING!?

    Kariah: TO MY KIDS AND MY HUSBAN! SO GET LOST BITCH!!!!

    You see Kariah was married, she just came to be with her friends at a night club. Cab man gets close to her so she ran...she ran as fast as she could till she tripped on her high heels, once the cab man got close to her he picked her up...I think you know what he did okay I'll tell you. Cab man picked her up and took her back to the cab a.k.a taxi of course she was not gonna give up without a fight...will she gave up!

    Cab man: I know ya like me! I just know it! You dressed up in a hoochie and sluty dress for nothing will wrong you LIKE ME maybe love if we get lucky!

    He drove her to his house and then took off his cloths "underware included" got on top of her and "Rape was born again". Kariah did not remember a thing that night only that she was forced agianst her will too will have "S.E.X"

    You: Find a time clock that can change time.

    Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?

    You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!

    Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.

    when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)

    -> in reality, :( (sob)

    depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.

    Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.

    Why can't orphans close their video games?

    Because they can't find the home button.

    So, I'm sitting here smacking on some cheese ball BBQ, my titties, and then I saw the most a shoe got shoveled all the way up my ass. I cried, then turned around and said, "MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCK FUCKIN GAY ASS HOE SHOVIN SHOE'S UP MY ASS SON OF A BITCH!" Then turned around, punched the guy, got smacked in the face, went in for another punch, got smacked in the face, then people staring at me. I said, "WTF are you staring at?" I punched as hard as I can, then got knocked out. I thought this, "This isn't over motherfucker, I'm gonna find you and kill you." Next thing I knew, I was in the hospital. They told me, "Why tf were you fighting a stop sign?" I said, "What? You were fighting a motherfuckering stop sign?" I said, "Bitch, I ain't crazing yo head a stop sign son of a bitch fuck my pussy u must be high! hai es a bitch muhfuhcka"

    So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."

    When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.