Finance jokes
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.