Finance

Finance jokes

You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.

Why did the rapper become a banker?

Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!