Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some CASH FLOWS
"BlessedBrian must be a bank loan... because he has NO INTEREST."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Got fired from the bank yesterday.
They caught me drinking on the job.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
