How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
Finance Jokes
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some flow.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
If I had a dollar for every brain cell LEO has, I’d have one dollar.
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
