Finance jokes
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
I lost my job at the bank. Some lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her.
Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Hairline got repossessed.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.