I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
What is playing with you?
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What happened when the American broke his arm?
He went broke.
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
I was working at the bank today when an old lady came up to me and asked me to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
What do cows call money? Moola
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
