Finance jokes
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Teacher: “If you got ten dollars from ten people, what would you have?”
Johnny: “A new bike!”
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best b*tch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day.”
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie?” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s b*tch.”
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
I got fired from my job at the bank today.
An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
You are so poor, when I pass you, you ask for spare change, and I was poor, too.