Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
I used to be a banker...
But then I lost interest.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
