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When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it.

He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?"

She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.

A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"

If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.

They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?

You'll get jur ass kicked.

No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.