Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
