Fight jokes
I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."
Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?