Fight jokes

No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."

Huh what you say?

Come fight me, suck a dick.

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"

Mom says: "I will go kill myself."

Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*

Some time later me fighting with my mom:

Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"

Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"

Lesson?

So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Rachel won the lottery twice in two years. Her friend Jim called her every day asking for tips on winning, just the same. Then one day, simply to get rid of him, Rachel said, "Watch two martial arts movies, eat three pieces of hard beef jerky, and pick a fight at a bar."

Jim replied with a shocked look, "That's what I do after Mr. Tugman shakes my hand too long."

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me, bro."

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.

ANYONE?