Fence jokes
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
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The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
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