Why do they have fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
why do cemeterys have fences bc people are dying to be there
Fella walks past a mental hospital, there all out in the garden behind this big fence . All SHOUTING 13 13 13 13. Ect Over and over again ..
This fella is intrigued sees a little hole in the fence Looks through it .. GETS FUCKING POKED STRAIGHT IN THE EYE ..
Then they all start singing
14 14 14 14 14 14 ;)
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard. A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye. Moments later they start chanting 13...13...13...
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted🐄
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone’s dying to get in."
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence
None the rest fly away
Why did the carrots laugh? They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots so they can climb a fence easier
Why did the first fence hated the other fence? The second fence used some of-fensive language.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Your dad So stupid that when he jumped Fence the gate is open
Why did the Lego cross the road he was on the wrong blockl
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence, complete and utter destruction.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
time to get a new fence.