Fence jokes
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Yessir
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