Fence jokes
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400...some day.
No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages.
$15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe.
50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol.
No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving.
Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports.
New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects.
Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up.
Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Fella walks past a mental hospital; they're all out in the garden behind this big fence, all shouting "13, 13, 13, 13," etc., over and over again.
This fella is intrigued, sees a little hole in the fence, looks through it... gets fucking poked straight in the eye!
Then they all start singing, "14, 14, 14, 14, 14, 14!"
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
What happens when a guy is in a pool with a deck and no one is around? The guy has to pee, get up on the deck, and stick it between the bars and pee.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Yessir
Community talk
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