How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Eugenics is Hitler-like and, more importantly, feminist thinking.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Yo mama so fat she a feminist
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
