Feminist jokes
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.