Feminist jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).