Feminist jokes
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."