Feminist jokes
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.