Feminist jokes
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
Roses are red, violets are blue, feminist pussy stinks, and yours does too.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.