Feminist Jokes

Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?

We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.

What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?

They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.

How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!

So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.

How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.

Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?

A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.

When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

What's common between a feminist and a knife?

They both stay in the kitchen.

What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?

A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.

What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?

Being a bitch.

Me: Knock knock.

Friend: Who's there?

Me: Impatient feminist.

Friend: Impati--

Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?

Who wants to see me rape a toddler?