Feminist jokes
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
How do you piss off a feminist? You rape her.
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
When the feminists find out that it's humanity, not huwomanity.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
How do you finger a feminist? Shake her hand and call her Theresa.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
They didn't burn witches back in the day, they burned bitches.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
What do feminists do when they fail at something?
Blame men for sexism and misogyny.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.