Feminist jokes
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Feminists are a joke.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.