Feminist jokes
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Why did the feminist kill herself? Because she was TRIGGERED.
What kind of experience does a feminist have?
Being a bitch.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.