Urban Area jokes
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.
(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.
Look, it's the dead center of town!
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.