Feces jokes
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
What did the gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
"Why is there so much shit in here?"
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Pooooop.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Poop Jackson.
Snort poo poo.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
