Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop! Hahahahhaha!
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Poop poop poop poop poop poop pp ppppppppppppoppppppppppooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppoooooopppp children pooooooooooooooooop in diapers.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
