Feces Jokes

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.

Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"

It was poohp.

Poop Jackson.

What did the poo say to the ass?

"I left you."

What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?

Piss don't s**t on me!

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for "poo."

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POO I LOVE POO.

Here’s my song:

“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”

Thank you!

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.

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HOLY CRAP!!!

Crap with holes in it.

Get it? HOLE - Y?

Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!

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What do Cavemen poop in?

A Neander stall.

It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.