Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop! Hahahahhaha!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!
HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?
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What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
It's all shits and giggles till somebody giggles and shits.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it.
I took some of the boo boo out, licked it, and rubbed it on a wall, making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and I saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo.
Poopies in my undies.
Poo.
What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?
"Together we can stop this shit."
