Feces jokes
What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?
Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
What is brown and smelly? Is it a fart? Is it a carcass? Wrong, it's a dirty toilet.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Poop Jackson.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!
What did one butt say to the other?
Something brown is slithering down.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
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POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
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HOLY CRAP!!!
Crap with holes in it.
Get it? HOLE - Y?