What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Favorite Jokes
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie character?
Harry Potter.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
