What’s and orphans favorite holidays mothers and Father’s Day
What do you call an orphan? Homeless
What's an orphans worst favorite movie? Home alone
Why can't homeless people find a home? because they're orphans
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans
Hey Kenya what is ur faviorte song "Lonly"
What’s a orphans favorite movie
Home alone
What is a monsters favorite pace to swim?
Lake Erie!
whats a mans favorite thing that starts with m and ends with arraige
Miscarriage
What's orphans favorite game to play
Gta5 because they want to be wanted
What is hitler's favourite food? A hindenburger
why do sisters hate u?
because ur their favorite step brother:P
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
what are orphan favorite sports team? the home team
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
what was stephen hawkings least favorite invention? the walky talky
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What's a orphans favorite toy a boomerang becuase it actually comes back
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q. What is the titanic favorite food A. Ice Burger
