Favorite jokes
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Comment your favorite sport.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What is an Emo's favorite movie?
"Suicide Squad."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Alone" by Alan Walker.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."