Fat jokes

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

You're so fat, that you're fat.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.

Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

My wife is so fat.

She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.

Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.

Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.