Fat Jokes

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! 2. Your so fat you could sell shade! 3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.*

P.S If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”

Joke 1# ' Knock Knock ' Whos there? ' Pastur ' Pastur who? ' Past ur bedtime '.

Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

Joke 3# Your momas so fat when she stepped on the weigh it said, " I asked for your weigh not you phone number. "

Yo mama so fat trump built a wall around her and not the border

Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?

To block traffic

Levi and andrew are fat

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job

Your so fat you have your own gravitational pull

Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall

yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number

your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team

To momma's so fat she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl

Yo mamas so fat darth vader wanted her to be the death star

Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.

Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.

My sis a fat cow

Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! yeah I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".