Fat jokes

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

You're so fat,

when you stepped on the scale,

Buzz Lightyear came out and said,

"To infinity and beyond!"

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

I am a fat girl.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,

Try salad 🥗.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.