Fat jokes

Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.

I am a fat girl.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

You're so fat, you caused the Titanic to sink!

Yo mamma's so fat no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.