Fat jokes
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Your mum so fat that when she sat down she said, "Why are there so many people under me?"
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama is so fat, a rogue shadowstepped her and got a loading screen.
Why do Indian men marry fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.