Fat jokes
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.