Fat jokes

I am a fat girl.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."

That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.