Fat jokes

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.