Fat jokes

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

I am a fat girl.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

Yo mama's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.

Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Yo mama so fat...

...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.