Fat jokes

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.

Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!

Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!

LMAO

Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."

Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Your mom is so fat, that burger.

Yo mama so fat.

In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.