The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
