Fat

Fat Jokes

A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?

This dude is so fat wearing the same damn clothes everyday. Everytime he turn around it's his graduation day he forgot to put a boomerang on his pants cause they don't even fit no more.last time I saw him coming down the street it was in a bucket of popeye"s chicken extra crispy.

I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men then she ask me you wanna give a judgemental reaction about that? I said ok you smell rat pee on somebody's cock.

when you are playing Fortnite and you get A big w reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, fairy gorillas.