Fat jokes
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Memes
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!