Fat jokes
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
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Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
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Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!