Fat jokes

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Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo mama is so fat even Dora can't explore her.

Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.

I told her, "Do a wheelie!"

Why are all fat people bad drivers?

They are all hungover.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.

Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.