Fat

Fat Jokes

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)