Fat jokes
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUAKE!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.