Fat jokes
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!