Fat jokes
Joe mama so fat, when she did the IShowSpeed dance, she fell five floors down.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
The only doctor you have is Doctor Pepper.
Your mum is so fat, all her relationships are long distance.
You're so fat, that you're fat.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.