Fat

Fat jokes

Mamma

Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.

Daddy

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Mom

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.

Mama

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Mom

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)