Fat jokes
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet, she couldn't because her fat ass can't fit on the toilet seat.
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
Your mother is so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven when she died. jaja ur momma dead.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.