Fat jokes
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.