Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
You're just big and good.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
