You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
You're just big and good.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
