Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Yo mama so fat, it took your dad eight years to come back with the milk.
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
