Fat jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.