Yo mama so fat. That when she went to take a crap... SHE COULDNT EVEN TAKE A CRAP!!!!
Your so fat when you went outside you broke the rules for 2 meter for covid
Yo mama so fat it took your dad 8 years to cme back woth the milk
Your so fat when you say the n word boogers come out
your mums so fat i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Your so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends it looks like they are orbiting you
Alfonsos mom is so fat. That she stepped on the scale and the doctor sayd “oh Shit thats my phone number!!!”
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
i was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street, when I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
my fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type, after performing some tests the doctor said " well the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis
When your mom fell down a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the earth
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
Ur friend so fat when he took the group pic he was the backround
Ur just are big and good
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the builder said “we can’t fix that!”
YO MAMA! Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
