Fat

Fat Jokes

You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.