Fat

Fat Jokes

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.