Fat

Fat Jokes

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!