Fat

Fat Jokes

Size

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Insult

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

Mama

Blood may be thicker than water, but yo mama is thicker than anything!

Doll

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.

Asian

Why are all Asians so skinny?

Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.

Mom

Your mom is so fat when you printed the picture, it would not stop printing! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.

Yo mama

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.

Mum

Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.