Fat jokes
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.