Fat jokes
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."
My mate Noha.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"