Fat jokes

Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.

Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."

Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.

What do we want? A cure for obesity.

When do we want it? After lunch.

Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.