Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
yo mama so fat and emo we call her the rock and roll
yo mama so fat she meets every world leader there is
lmao
yo mama so fat when she farts its counted as a new gas element
yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks
lmao
yo mama so fat when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed they thought AHH SWAT
yo mama so fat when she walked all we knew was EARTHQUICKKKKKKK.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture you were considered as an island. Bully:(Speechless)
Yo mama so fat she didn't just cross the border she crossed ALL The borders
short version: yo mama so fat she touches every border
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fatter.
I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry except fat people eat many more portions
Your moms so fat she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide
Your momma is so fat when she got in the Pacific she became the Pacific ocean Your mama so ugly she got everything for free
mase looks like a fat gay dude
You're so skinny you're a thin stick You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean you became the Pacific Ocean You're so ugly you got stuff for free You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti you thought it was throw up You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth You are so gay you kiss the boy last night
