why does the flash eat ostreges because he likes fast food
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application, I asked him to show me his skills and experience but he just started diving and asking for pens and tapins, I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.
Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell 🔔
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donalds
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
Why can’t orphans go to McDonald’s.it’s a family Company
just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time i eat at popeyes 😑
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the chicken go to KFC... to visit his family
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Why cant a orphan go to mcdonalds theres no point in the words happy meal
Did you know cannabals ate kfc
Kentucky fried children
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Arby's fast food, and abortion clinic, your dead babies are our taters and gravies.
