Farm jokes
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Memes
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Like if you blow male cows?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"