Farm jokes
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Like if you blow male cows?
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.