Farm jokes
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Like if you blow male cows?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.