Farm jokes
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Memes
You are god if you can do any of these
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Like if you blow male cows?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.