Farm jokes
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way, of course!
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Like if you blow male cows?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't.
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down a rank because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling cow shit.