Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Two drunk men spot a pig on some old farmer's land.
And they were real hungry (or so they said), and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.
And so they did, and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said, "Well goddammit, if it was a pig they wanted, why didn't they just take my wife?"
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.