Farm jokes
Why did the chicken cross the rooooo o oooad?
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Two drunk men spot a pig on some old farmer's land.
And they were real hungry (or so they said), and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.
And so they did, and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said, "Well goddammit, if it was a pig they wanted, why didn't they just take my wife?"
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Why did the cow smell?
'Cause the horse gave it a pat on the back.
What do you call a fantastic goat?
Goatastic! So funny please like.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.