Farm jokes
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The chicken is so fat.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
They're blooming a gay chicken.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?