Farm jokes
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”