Farm

Farm jokes

Rooster

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

Cow

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Memes

Cow

What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.

Dance

Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.

Train

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Turkey

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off!

Sex

Fancy playing rodeo sex?

"OK then," she said!

Then put your dick in her ass and say it’s not as tight as your sister’s ass and hold on for dear life... real life cow bow boy shit!

Cow

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.

But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

Homework

So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:

Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?

Student: PIGS!

Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?

Student: SHEEP!

Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.

Student: IK where that comes from!

A FAT COW! 😂😂

Cow

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

But it's pasture bed time.

Cow

Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.

She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.