Farm jokes
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
The chicken is so fat.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Why did the farmer go to the strip club?
Because he was looking for his hoe.
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What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What happened when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence? Complete and utter destruction.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home? He lost the whey!😅
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.