Farm jokes
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Memes
This is real, sorta
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.