Farm jokes
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to Birds Eye.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).