a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
"What do you call a vegan cow?" "A vegan cow" :/ OR "A regular cow" 🐄🙌
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
whats a cows favrite thing q:a mooooovie
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story...
A kindergarten teacher was telling a story about a farmer walking around the farm talking to the animals. She was trying to get the kids to interact, speak up, and to use their imaginations.
"Mister Farmer stopped at the cow, and the cow said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Susie, what do you thing the farmer said next?"
Susie says "He said 'Good morning Mrs. Cow!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the pig next, and the pig said 'Good morning, Mister Farmer!'. Johnny, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Johnny says "He said 'Good morning Mr. Pig!'"
"Mister Farmer stopped at the chicken, and the Chicken said 'Morning, Mister Farmer!'. Billy, what do you thing the farmer said next?" Billy says "The farmer said 'Holy shit, that chicken is fucking talking!'"
4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.
Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose!
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
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A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
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Where do all orphan chickens end up. Foster farms
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said "well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn't they just take my wife".
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
