Farm jokes
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
A cow is at his friend's house for a sleepover party. Sadly, all of the beds are taken. Where does the cow sleep?
On the COWch (couch).
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field.
But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.