What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Rooster.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
a chicken is dellisis
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
