Farm jokes
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
My friend asked me to round up here 37 sheep.
I said “40.”
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
Cow A: I slept with your sister!
Cow B: Never knew my brother was a girl!
All the other cows:
:O
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.