Why did the cow jump over the moon?
Because the farmer had cold hands!
Where do sheep go to shop?
Woolmart.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.
what do you call a three legged cow?
Disabled.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Why can you never find a virgin cow on a field with no bulls for miles? Just ask the redneck farmer.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.
The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
