What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose!
