Farm jokes
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Sheep want to wool the world :)
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.