Farm jokes
What do you call a sheep with wings?
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other? LEAN BEEF!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).