Farm jokes
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.