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Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?
Because his parents will be far from home.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.