my name is jamar and i come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR-
ur hairline go far back ur mom scareed ur nt going to make friends
Your hair goes so far back in time even cavemen saw it
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet
Your hairline so far back it was in a different time zone on a flight with you
Your hair line is like spider man far from forehead
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card and we live far and we my mom was hungry. A guy and his friend had a car and k us if we were lost. We said no we have no ride, no money and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each so I was driving the car and my mom gave the both guys a blowjob. We had to get out the car to look for something then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I ask what the bad news that they're not taking us home so I ask what the good news they told me that they feed my mom and drove off. I guess where we i guess the left us wsnt long walk and my mom wasm't hungry no more.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.
Your hairline goes as far as the cavemen. Your foreheads also as deep as the cave.
This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline there so far apart!!!
Your moma so far that when she told a joke no one was laughing but the floor was literally cracking up😂😂😂😆😆😆
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humoured jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
“A:What do you call a sophisticated American? B:Canadian. A:Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B:They can't run that far”. «A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец. A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
Your hairline receeds so far back that it defends your forehead
your hair line goes so far back you have to wear sun screan
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
