my name is jamar and i come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR-
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hair goes so far back in time even cavemen saw it
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Confucius say: "Gay man who take far, far away trip, hates to leave friends behind."
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
Your hairline receeds so far back that it defends your forehead
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
