Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
your hairline goes so far back that it looks like will smith slapped it
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
Your hairline so far back even shaggy and scooby ran away
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
