Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
An orphan finds a genie.
Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."
Genie: "Of course."
Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."
Genie: "Done."
Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"
Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?
"Now sashimi, now you don't!"
The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
