Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star
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How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."
Orphan finds genie
Orphan:my first wish is to be Rich
Genie: of course
Orphan:my second wish is to be famous
Genie:done
Orphan: I wish my parents can come back Genie: I told you I can't bring people back from the dead
What's Helen Kellers favourite colour? Corduroy.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
The undertakers famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents but really they don't rest in peace the only peace they get is the from God
If dustys dad from home daddy 2 was in nasa How come he is not famous
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?
Famous last words. Twin towers: “is it a bird, is it superman, AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ”
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
I was in a terriost a famous terriost group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady but no one knew because he couldn't stand up.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.
