Famous

Famous jokes

On a hot summer's day, a famous celebrity tweeted, "It is a beautiful day, and I'm deciding which kid to have fun with today." To which the local priest replied, "I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today."

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  • An orphan finds a genie.

    Orphan: "My first wish is to be rich."

    Genie: "Of course."

    Orphan: "My second wish is to be famous."

    Genie: "Done."

    Orphan: "I wish my parents could come back!"

    Genie: "I told you I can't bring people back from the dead!"

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  • What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place?

    "Now sashimi, now you don't!"

    The undertaker's famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents, but really they don't rest in peace. The only peace they get is from God.

    Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

    "Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

    The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”

    Why can’t he just speak plain English?

    Famous last words.

    Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

    I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

    A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

    What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?