Famous jokes
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Why did orphans have to drink their own piss?
Because last time they went to the bar, they went with their dad and drank some Corona, then got drunk and started eating someone's toenails, so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody had to evacuate the bar. Then the orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world, so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to, so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldn't die and loved it. So then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking, so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on YouTube, and the boy became famous, so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk, then the little boy became really rich.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
I was invited into a celebrity's house, that's what I told the cops at least...
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What famous book writer for kids loved insects?
Beatrix Potter.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.