A father came to his daughters 18th birthday he finally came
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Why do orphans eat a ice cream cone?? they cant get a afford a family pack
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
I meant to say what’s an orphans least favorite store to go to? Family dollar store
tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one
“Your mother has been with us for 20 years,” said John. “Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?” “My mother?” replied Helen. “I thought she was your mother.”
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything or she just wasn't there
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead
Your children grew up faster than it took you to leave the for the milk
They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
what is cold and alone a orphins parent
MY mom is bad and my dad is bad
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?
Family Guy
What is old cold and alone A orphans parents
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
