Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
I got sent to the principles office for giving a orphan kid a family size pack
I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
My sister’s birthday is on 9-11, when she opened her presents she jumped up with explosion
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Teacher: I’m gonna call ur parents Orphan: go on see if they pick up
What is the orphans version to a family portrait
A selfie
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick she said we are family... even though you're bigger than me.
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months. At the funeral, a man see the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man look at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...
we don't joke about orphans unless they have family. THEN we assassinate the family.
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
like this if one of your family members is emo!!!!
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
